Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
Don’t waste sunsets with people who will be gone by sunrise.
Shine bright like a washed nintendog
Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).
That boy was high stepping like a motherfucker
😂 the black dude played dead
It’s not that people can’t love you if you don’t love yourself. It’s that you won’t feel it because it’ll always seem like you don’t deserve it.
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words